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Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?

Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.

Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.

Girl: -Speechless-

Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.

Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-

Me: No, your other chin.

(Source: jennnnabenna, via funniest10k)